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[ ten offerings ]

WHAT JAE
actually does.

Every engagement starts with diagnosis: what’s broken, what the reader needs to believe, what structure gets them there. The writing is the output. The thinking is the value.

[ 01 ]

Website Narrative Systems

// the problem

Your site looks good but reads like a brochure. Visitors leave before they understand what you actually do.

// the outcome

A website that communicates authority and converts before a single sales call.

// best for

Rebrands, new launches, businesses that have outgrown their current copy.

// what’s included

  • ·Homepage narrative architecture (hero → proof → CTA)
  • ·About page that builds trust without being a résumé
  • ·Service & product pages written for conversion
  • ·Microcopy across buttons, forms, errors, tooltips
  • ·Tone consistency across every page
  • ·SEO-aware structure without keyword stuffing
[ 02 ]

Brand Voice Engineering

// the problem

Your team writes differently on every channel. Customers can't tell what you actually stand for.

// the outcome

A voice so distinct your audience knows it's you before they see the logo.

// best for

Teams scaling, going multi-channel, or rebuilding after a rebrand.

// what’s included

  • ·Brand voice audit (current vs. intended)
  • ·Voice & tone framework document
  • ·Vocabulary list — words to use, words to avoid
  • ·Tone calibration across social, email, web, ads
  • ·Writing examples per register
  • ·Guidelines your team can actually follow
[ 03 ]

SEO Authority Writing

// the problem

You publish regularly but nothing compounds. Traffic flatlines. You rank for things that don't convert.

// the outcome

A content ecosystem that earns attention organically — and keeps it.

// best for

Brands with 6+ months of runway who want compounding organic growth.

// what’s included

  • ·Topic clusters & content mapping
  • ·Long-form authority articles (1,500–4,000+ words)
  • ·Pillar pages and supporting content
  • ·Internal linking embedded in the writing
  • ·Search-intent-led structure, not keyword-led
  • ·Evergreen / topical balance
[ 04 ]

Technical & Web3 Writing

// the problem

Your product is genuinely complex and your copy makes it sound worse — or over-simplifies and loses the expert audience.

// the outcome

Documentation and copy that makes your product approachable without dumbing it down.

// best for

SaaS, fintech, blockchain protocols, crypto apps, infrastructure.

// what’s included

  • ·Product docs and user guides
  • ·Onboarding (in-app, email, help centre)
  • ·Whitepapers and technical explainers
  • ·Mixed-audience blockchain & crypto content
  • ·Tokenomics and protocol explainers
  • ·API doc supporting copy
[ 05 ]

Founder Narrative Design

// the problem

You know what you built. You struggle to explain why it matters in a way that lands with investors, press, or your own audience.

// the outcome

A story that earns attention, trust, and meetings.

// best for

Founders building in public, raising, seeking press, or repositioning.

// what’s included

  • ·Founder origin story (the real one)
  • ·LinkedIn bio & content strategy
  • ·Investor deck narrative layer
  • ·Press bio & media pitch framing
  • ·Personal brand positioning
  • ·Ghostwritten thought leadership
[ 06 ]

Content Strategy & Systems

// the problem

You have content but no system. Individual pieces don't connect. Your team doesn't know what to write next or why.

// the outcome

A content operation with direction, coherence, and a way to measure it.

// best for

Brands moving from ad-hoc to intentional content marketing.

// what’s included

  • ·Content audit and gap analysis
  • ·Editorial calendar and prioritisation
  • ·Content pillars and narrative framework
  • ·Channel-specific guidelines
  • ·Brief templates your team can run with
  • ·KPI framework for content health
[ 07 ]

Case Study Writing

// the problem

You have great client results and nobody knows because your case studies read like project reports.

// the outcome

Case studies that sell without sounding like they're trying to.

// best for

Agencies, B2B services, founders with results worth showing.

// what’s included

  • ·Client interviews and research
  • ·Problem → solution → result narrative
  • ·Metrics and specific outcomes
  • ·Quotes and proof woven through
  • ·Long form (web) + short form (decks)
[ 08 ]

Email Copy & Sequences

// the problem

Your emails get opened but don't get clicked. Or they don't get opened at all.

// the outcome

Emails that feel like they're from a person, not a platform.

// best for

DTC, SaaS, and service businesses with a real list.

// what’s included

  • ·Welcome sequences
  • ·Onboarding flows
  • ·Lead nurture
  • ·Product launches & announcements
  • ·Re-engagement campaigns
  • ·Subject lines and CTA hierarchy
[ 09 ]

Social Media Copy

// the problem

Your social sounds like a brand trying to sound human — the most inhuman thing possible.

// the outcome

Social content that sounds like a specific person with a specific point of view.

// best for

Founder-led brands, premium DTC, B2B thought leadership.

// what’s included

  • ·LinkedIn, Instagram, X copy
  • ·Caption writing with voice consistency
  • ·Carousels and thought-leadership posts
  • ·Founder ghostwriting
  • ·Content calendar with frameworks
[ 10 ]

Blog & Editorial Writing

// the problem

You need content that ranks, reads well, and builds credibility — not just fills a schedule.

// the outcome

Blog content that earns trust, drives traffic, and actually gets read.

// best for

Brands that treat their blog as a brand surface, not a content farm.

// what’s included

  • ·Research-led long form
  • ·Industry commentary
  • ·How-to and educational
  • ·Brand storytelling narratives
  • ·SEO without sacrificing readability

[ how it runs ]

A WEEK-ONE TO WEEK-N MAP.

Week 01

Diagnosis

Audit current copy. Interview team. Identify the broken belief.

Week 02

Architecture

Voice document, structure, narrative spine — before a single sentence.

Week 03–04

Draft

First pass copy. Honest, specific, structurally sound.

Week 05+

Refine & ship

Two revision rounds. Implementation support. Handover docs your team can run with.

[ pricing, plain ]

No retainers. No vague quotes.

Sprint

₹25k · starting

A focused 1-week job. One landing page, one voice doc, or 4 blog posts.

Best for: Founders who need one thing done right, fast.

  • 1-week turnaround
  • 1 live call
  • 2 revision rounds
  • Notion or Google Doc handover
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Build

₹85k+ · starting

A full website, brand voice system, or content engine.

Best for: Teams ready to invest in a copy foundation that lasts 2+ years.

  • 3–4 week timeline
  • Weekly working sessions
  • Voice doc + style notes
  • Designer / dev support included
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Ongoing

₹45k/mo · starting

Blogs, social, founder ghostwriting — pick a stack.

Best for: Brands publishing 4+ pieces a month who want one voice.

  • Up to 8 pieces / month
  • Quarterly strategy review
  • Direct WhatsApp / Slack
  • Cancel any month
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Prices in INR. Global clients usually convert; I send fixed quotes in USD/EUR after a call.

[ what I don't do ]

A short, honest list.

– Ghost-writing nasty things about a competitor.

– Pumping out 20 blogs a month from an AI prompt.

– Copy for products that mislead the person buying them.

– "Just a quick LinkedIn post" for free, again.

– Anything in Hindi or Gujarati (I'll point you to people who can).

– Long-term retainers where I'm not actually improving anything.